mostly-funnytwittertweets:

pika-memes:

talkshowhost1996:

me when the only horror media ive engaged with is the simpsons halloween specials

cosmonautroger:

play-now-my-lord:

Just saw a post talking about “having a superiority complex over not watching Disney live action movies” and I was like damn, the bar for superiority is pretty low these days. Just the other day I saw an open single-serve slice of American cheese lying on the sidewalk and I didn’t roll it up and shove it down my gullet without chewing like a hungry duck, I guess that makes me a genius who stands above the vulgar masses like a god

kushblazer666:

i googled this on a whim and the first thing i get is nyt race science

akumeoy:

really interesting how wire mother is objectively the most interesting & well-written character on the show but cloth mother gets all the fic because people who don’t even watch it see her & say “uwu soft gorl”. fuck off

itznarcotic:

purulens-kopet:

kristina100000:

migrating from app to app is such a sad social phenomenom to me just the fact alone that people put their energy into keeping up with so many changes and so many new services in the first place just to have the presence of complete strangers in their life is so crazy to me.. im not talking abt the ones who pump out these apps anymore the userbase is actually even more insane